Size his tool up

Really, in this world of 4.6-inch phones, we can't believe we're just now getting tipped to this app.

There are 22 comments

pimfram says:

Inb4 removed from market.

mellojoe says:

4.6" phones? Bah! Please. Dell Streak - all 5" baby. 'scuse me while I whip this out

BarneyDroid says:

.99?! That's BS! hahaha

Bla1ze says:

heh.. tipped.

Yadao says:

This article makes my eyes wanna betray android be closed source.

goldkear says:

I'm a gay man and this makes me slightly uncomfortable.

captmeach7 says:

I'm straight and it made me uncomfortable. people just have too much time on their hands.

trentlythp says:

Don't download it? I don't plan on it. We are all adults... Well some of us. I don't get offended because my cable provider has adult channels listed on my guide. They aren't forcing me to use them...

84guy says:

Bet if someone made an app rating womens sexuality. There would be an uproar.

So true

xolanir says:


Saiyajin says:

I'm not paying .99 for it, but it is funny as hell....

col_krismiss says:

I bet that those offended by this received some unfortunate news. Thas the only explenation for adults to take offense in something they can choose to ignore

This isn't offensive, It's just stupid. I'd put money on it not working too.

youareme7 says:

Anyone "actually" offended by this should probably go ahead and disable their internet connection FOREVER. While I think the video is pretty dumb I applaud Phil for posting something not "politically correct". What is wrong with this world that everyone is so sensitive to everything around them. I am reminded of a phrase created by a person much smarter than me, "being offended meaning thinking you are far more important that you actually are".

Give it a rest. You're not that special.

iastateboi says:

Sad it's not compatible with my dx. My phone must be too big

WhitePhone says:

I guess if he has a HP veer he has a micro-p**is

galfert says:

Phil, What is with the one sentence posts lately?

dustycraine says:

If this app were called "How big is that gay guys tool?" Phil would be calling for its removal from the Android Market.

DWR_31 says:

I play is video at my boss's birthday party. I got a promotion haha.

bahaik06 says:

First, I want to say great thanks administration of this web site. Guys, thanks for you work and your help to poor student.
Really, I'm so happy about all of your angry comments! Because there's one conclusion from all this posts - application is working!
Video is stupid, I'm agree (I've got only old nokia and couldn't make something interesting for you, that's why you can see an emulator and film made in moviemaker)
You can not to pay for this app if you don't want (0,99$) - you can bring it back to me on android market in 15 minutes(but now you know that it works correctly =))

84guy, thank you for an idea - it'll be updating...

Guys, are you really so sensitive?!! Please, don't be offended on me - it's not men's business to be offended! This app just a good joke and it's very funny.

must_have says:

They updated this app
Cool one! I liked calculators: both for men (to measure girl's @thing@) and for girls (3 different to measure our @tool@). Formula #2 rulzzz=).
What's more... Interesting advices about relations, about determining character through appearance, through alcohol. Try it.
-1 star because of orange-colored interface (hate orange color)))