We've seen these "free" phone deals before. Try on a pair of jeans, get a "free" phone. But we're a little intrigued about the prospect of getting a "free" phone (you still have to sign a contract and, you know, pay your bill every month) in exchange for putting holes in your body. But that's what you can get from the Piercing Pagoda, apparently. You've got to be 18, and be able to pass a credit check. And, you know, have a hole put in your body.
Source: Piercing Pagoda; thanks, Justice
Update: Whoops. Piercing Pagoda doesn't do nipples. That was an embarrassing trip to the mall.