Kill the notifications. Just kill 'em all.
Secret — as in the app that lets anyone post anything anonymously (as if the Internet wasn't full enough of that already) — will long spur debate of whether it's the greatest thing to hit our phones since the last greatest thing, or whether it's just more crap. (I might have tipped my cards there a bit.)
One thing that's not really disputed, however, is that its Android notifications are next to worthless, nor are they properly implemented. There's absolutely no reason to have a half-dozen notifications telling you somebody said something. It's a waste of space.
Complicating matters is that while Secret isn't the world's worst-looking app, it's also not exactly designed in the standard manner. So the settings are a little bit hidden. We'll help you turn off those blasted notifications for good, though.
Begone, worthless notifications!