You guys want us to do an unboxing of the Sprint Evo 4G? Fine. We'll do an unboxing. And we'll do it live, in living color, with stereophonic sound. Maybe snakes will fly out. Maybe it'll be a gruesome scene. We don't know. We haven't actually looked yet (though we have a pretty good idea of what's in there). Anyhoo, check back tonight at 7 p.m. EDT, and we'll give you what you want.