Phil Nickinson

It's another working weekend. Yeah, that's two in a row. For now, some more random thoughts:

  • Go download the Android Central Forums app right this second! Don't read the rest of this column until you do. (It's also available from the Amazon Appstore, too.)
  • We don't do April Fools jokes. For one, they're 99 percent not funny. (For reals. Look at the sites that try to pull them off today and tell me I'm wrong.)  For another, you can't do them as good as Google. Go ahead. Fake some screen shot. Pretend that some phone has some long-hidden feature. Whatever. You can't beat 8-bit Google Maps. (Which, by the way, should totally exist outside of April 1.) You can't beat Gmail Tap for Android  -- which, by the way, may be the greatest troll since some site tried to tell you every single phone released that year would get Froyo. (Yes, our bullshit meter goes back that far.) You can't beat the other ones Google's done today. To quote my Austrian/Russian/Brazilian/American high school soccer/Spanish/English/life coach: "If you're going to do something ... Don't."
  • Lulz at SwiftKey, though.
  • So we got an unconfirmed tip (never mind how other blogs might have misreported it) about what we might see Wednesday at the Sprint/HTC event event in New York City. On one hand, the prospect of something based off the HTC One X -- with a bigger battery and a microSD card -- sounds pretty good. That said, I'm not sold on the AMOLED screen we were told about, but stranger things have happened. We've had other people tell us it's a departure from the HTC One X. On one hand, that's cool. A bigger batter and expandable storage never is a bad thing. On the other had, that would mean a divergence from the HTC One line as we saw it at Mobile World Congress. So much for continuity?
  • The FUD got a little ridiculous this week. Yes, you can securely wipe your phone before giving it away.
  • Yes, Jerry posted a slightly NSFW video from MiKandi about its new "Adult Mobile Theater." Some folks got their panties in a bunch, and that's OK. Different strokes, consenting adults and all that. I rather enjoy that we're willing to do stories that others won't touch. If it offends you, if you don't want to read it, it's cool. Don't read it. (That said, there are a lot of crappy adult apps out there, if you'll recall.)
  • Know what offends me? When a developer's apps are rehosted and shared outside the Google Play Store without their permission. Why is that considered OK? 
  • If you didn't listen to the podcast yet, you missed out on a bunch of talk about why your phone might get a different version of Android than a similar phone.
 
There are 9 comments

Barton82 says:

Since we're talking about Google's jokes, have you seen this? http://www.google.com.hk/intl/zh-CN/landing/shuixia/

wm.cal says:

Hey, Phil, we got lit up with 4G last night in Pace(you know, just across the "fill"). I thought the 4G indicator on my Bionic was stuck from being in Pensacola earlier in the day, but no April Fools, we have Verizon 4G now.

HAAS599 says:

"We don't do April Fools jokes. For one, they're 99 percent not funny."

You mean like the Droid Doodles? Come on guys, lighten up just one day!

agprime says:

Gmail Tap with Todd Smith as lead... a.k.a L.L. Cool J

HalizDad says:

AdBlock had a funny one today...I was like WTF are all these cats doing here?

dancing-bass says:

I admit I got taken on the Google Nascar thing. Hook, line, sinker, rod, and fisherman. Yep, the whole works (it was late last night).

But Google Tap? Seriously? Did people actually fall for this one? (and the 8 bit Maps I just ignored as "I don't think I even want to know")

Mr.Froyo says:

Chrome Multitasking Mode. Total Trolling

Major Tommy says:

And, of course, Google wasn't done for the day...
http://www.google.com/racing/