Goat Simulator

We're not really sure as to what the fox says, but if you ever fantasized about being a goat, consider this your lucky day, as Goat Simulator is now available on Android.

A seminal game such as this requires no description, but if you really need to know what you're getting with Goat Simulator, here it is:

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

In-app purchases, you ask? Coffee Stain Studios hasn't heard of them yet. The game costs $5, and for that price you get all the goat-smashing madness you can ask for (and then some). Seriously, there are some weird bugs in this game.

So what are you guys waiting for? Head over to the Play Store from the link up top and watch your day get significantly better.