No judgment. We've bought some of these deals ourselves. These are some pretty ... interesting ... things that lowkey don't make sense out of context.

Floof maker: Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer

Would your floof be OK inside this thing?

From $69.95 at Amazon

Rage Cage: Nicolas Cage Pillow Case Magic Reversible Sequin Pillow Cover

So you can practice your kissing.

From $8.98 at Amazon

Um: NoseFrida The Snotsucker Baby Nasal Aspirator

Just take a look at the illustrated instructions.

From $19.89 at Amazon

Butt cleaner: DUDE Wipes Flushable Wet Wipes

These were a lightning deal that is already over, but I thought it was funny because poops.

From $8.98 at Amazon

Peee-uuu: Pheromones For Women Pheromone Perfume Oil (Attract Men)

Oh goody, now I can attract a man with my scent. Said no one ever.

From $28.50 at Amazon

Drinking slowly: Let's Get Slothed wine glass

The glass isn't crazy, but I just thought this sloth is dang cute.

From $17.99 at Amazon

Eye roll: That's What She Said - The Party Game of Twisted Innuendos

2002 called and wants its catchphrase back.

From $24.99 at Amazon

Lazy excercise: Sports Research Sweet Sweat Premium Waist Trimmer

Sit on the couch with this waist trimmer and watch nothing happen!

From $20.95 at Amazon

Full-body massage: Human Touch Super Novo, Full Body, Zero Gravity Massage Chair

It's like a baby cradle but for adults.

From $9999.00 at Amazon

Life-saving sucker: LifeStraw Personal Water Filter for Hiking, Camping, Travel, and Emergency Preparedness

This isn't really that crazy. I bought two of them.

From $14.96 at Amazon

Erasable paper: Rocketbook Erasable, Reusable Wirebound Notebook

Erasable notebook? What will they think of next!

From $34.00 at Amazon

Sleeping partner: Snuggle-Pedic

For when your partner doesn't like to snuggle up in bed.

From $69.99 at Amazon

Isn't Prime Day great for finding those off-the-wall things you never knew you wanted but now suddenly finding yourself needing?

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