That blurry little slice of heaven you see here is the Samsung Galaxy S Epic 4G Touch, Esq. (See what we did there?) And it apparently is in the hands of Android Central Forums member Atomicvoice, who managed to get one out of his local Sprint store today after they called and told him to come pick it up.
Nobody's saying which store this was. But if you can't possibly wait another 15 hours or so, it might be worth a phone call or two.
Source: Epic 4G Touch Forums