It's no Flappy Bird ... or is it?

Here it comes, kids. Timberman. Downloaded at least a half-million times. (But no more than 1 million.) That will change soon enough, no doubt, as it's being heralded as the next Flappy Bird. It's mindless. It's easy to play. It's got 8-bit-style graphics and sound. And you're already starting to see it written about in that vicious circle of navel-gazing, feed-buzzing, clickbaiting cliche that we thought we narrowly escaped when that damned bird stopped trying to get through those damned pipes.

Get ready for the story of Timberman. How it went from a slow start to an overnight sensation, capturing the hearts and minds of the world and advancing mankind toward some sort of greater somethingorother. Mission to Mars? Save the whales? Nah. Let's play Timberman.

So say hello to Timberman. As the name implies, he chops down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. (Wait. That's something else.) The idea is that he's chopping on one side of the tree. Or he's chopping on the other. Tap either side of the screen to move him over and avoid the branches that threaten to end your game. The faster you chop, the higher the level you'll reach. But you have to pay attention to those damned branches on that damned tree.

Timberman is free. It has a lot of ads. You can pay to remove the ads. You can play against your friends.

And maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to forget about that damned bird. For a few more weeks.

There are 21 comments

Ikeman90 says:

Honestly i dont even read the article like these just hit the play button and download it (if its free, paid i read the article first) i just trust you guys like that

At least it has its own art style. Unlike flappy birds blatant mario theme.


Looks like it might not like ART. Guess I'll switch back. :p

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Shawheim says:

Been playing since last night. Pretty fun but will piss you off!

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Honestly I hated flappy bird. This game is kinda fun though. You feel like you have more control of the outcome.


HenryWiygul says:

....oh God why did you tell me to download this!?! Now I'm never going to get anything done! Excuse me while I sit in the bathroom for several hours playing this!

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Nick Garza1 says:

Guessing it doesn't get along with ART...

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paul-c says:

Really fun, frustrating game.

theintention says:

I can't believe people are still complaining that things don't work with features and software that are still in development (ART).

Nick Garza1 says:

I don't think anyone has complained about this yet.

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kcerica says:

Thanks. I needed a new game to take my mind off of piano tiles

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conanheath says:

I'll sit this one out. Flap bird was frustrating enough for a lifetime.

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High score: 205. This is much better than Flappy Bird.

I actually like flappy bird better than this. It had a rhythm to it. This is just senseless chopping on either side of the tree. The only good thing is that my ad blocker works on this game.

Jon Pham says:

Funny game

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Dizfunctions says:

Oh god. This is going to eat up my time...

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326 =D

Better than Flappy Birds :)

My fingers must not be fast enough. My high score is 466 and I only died because I ran out of time. Apparently you need 700 points to unlock the last character. I think I've wasted enough time on this game already though.

Of course the Google Play Games leaderboards are hacked too and the high score is over 2 billion.

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drphantum says:

The leaderboards are kind of pointless when it's so easy to just edit your score. Unfortunate.

Robb Nunya says:

Flappy bird just didn't grab me.