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It's a big world out there, and it's not all Rated G. Welcome to Android Central's NSFW section - home to sex, booze and other stories of an adult nature.

"The Android phone is for porn." Remember that? Android has at times been chastised for its open nature, allowing the big bad world to sneak in (through the front door) and appear on our smartphones.

The horror. 

But the world is not Rated G. Adults use smartphones. And adults can use smartphones for adult-type things. Sex (as it so often is) is the first thing to come to mind. From the time the first WAP browser reached a two-inch display, low-resolution naked people appeared on tiny screens. Contrary to popular belief, smartphone cameras have always been used to take more than just pictures of food. Candid photography, if you will.

Sex is just one aspect, of course. There are others. The Android ecosystem has always been open to nearly any kind of app. So we, too, won't shy away from that. This page is your portal to those stories at Android Central. Some may hit the home page. Some might not. Some might offend you. And that's OK, too. You don't have to read them.

So click with care. Read on if you like. Welcome to another side of Android, where few dare to show their faces. That's a shame. We're all adults here.

 
There are 78 comments

Welp, I am at work so this as far as I go.

demontooth says:

Cue whining...

AceBoonKoon says:

Wow. Way to lower the bar guys. What happened to class? Guess I have to find another Android news source that exhibits professionalism and class.

lbccpt says:

bye grandpa

zack7687 says:

Grow up. You didn't have to click the link, nobody forced you to do that. Isn't it past your bedtime?

flighinhigh says:

Great Grandpa is just getting started. Ya do not have to click if you do not DESIRE to. Be good and if you are not have fun doing it!!!

Did someone mention the bar?

Shotgun!

DrDoppio says:

Well, you didn't have to check in your gonads at the entrance like other tech sites require. AC is awesome this way.

IRIE4IPIER says:

LOL, what's wrong with you? You gotta have respect for a blog that will step out of the box sometimes. I love this site and I'm sure you will stay. If you don't, do not go to droiddog, all those writers on that site are iPhone users and aren't afraid to show it, especially Joey lehito or whatever his name is. He has admitted on that very site that he uses an iphone and iPad as daily drivers because he is tired of "slow updates on Android" so screw that site, I dumped their YouTube, Google Reader and Bookmark from my Google Account. "F" that site. I hope everyone who reads this should follow suit.

h20squirter says:

I think they stepped into the box on this one
LOL.

Floridadomer says:

With all the extra time that you will have, you can go eat at Chic-fil-a

mdsf says:

Don't get your panties in a knot. Mobile Nations did the same thing on Crackberry a couple of days ago.

spaided says:

Wow, go buy an iPhone.....

seeingwhite says:

Looks like you hit a nerve, Ace. Just be sure to duck from the incoming ad hominem attacks by all the "tolerant" people you upset.

Cue 70's cheap Porno Music in my head as I read on...............

Gimik says:

These are my favorite posts - you just know someone will throw a fit. I'm surprised there's only been one so far. *Loads Weedmaps*

gonzlobo says:

If I want porny podcasts, I listen to Ashley. :-)

Hooray!

zero.efx says:

Omg my 2 year old reads this Site. He's on my lap and my Golden Retriever just hid behind the couch and won't come out now. I'll pray for you, Phil. I'll pray for you guys who have "sex" blasphemy! Unless spaghetti is involved during than its okay. /sarcasm /charliesheen

Sheesh. Love it. Keep it up.

NateBoii says:

ha! love it, i dont see nothing wrong with a little
adult activity, keep it coming haha!

benthe1 says:

Just because we're adults doesn't mean we should act like teenagers. I guess this separates the REAL men from the boys in men's bodies.

Your high horse.... Get off it.

The Shag says:

F YEAH! Can I submit my fan fiction, "I, Droid: Open My Source"?

ramonm2 says:

"Droid Does"

The Shag says:

That's one thing I love about Google. They don't try to tend to their flock in that way like Jobs did. Hell, I think the second icon on Google's mobile site is to find bars. Google knows that adults use their devices and not all of us wear black turtle necks.

steave jobs was right when he said android is for porn. he did a AWESOME job of keepping stuff like this off the iphone.

False_Aesop says:

Why do you care what other people do on their phone?

Nev says:

I saw boobs on an iPhone...and an iPad. ( . )( . )

Bla1ze says:

Steve Jobs did a good job of keeping it out of the App Store. Not off the iOS.. EVERY porn site out there offers an iOS optimized mobile version or their own app for jailbroken users to install.

Someone needs to draw up Lloyd in a bondage outfit for "Android After Dark". Haha

mstraw9379 says:

I second this motion. A 'darker' side of Lloyd.

piizzadude says:

Lloyd gone wild?

tohio says:

Why is it that the morally superior (in their minds) concern themselves with how others are living their lives? In the case of the two complainers above, they could have easily avoided the article after having read the title. But no, they have to pass judgement on others based on their own beliefs. By the way did anyone else notice that iphoneisthebest registered about 4 hours ago and immediately posted his condemnation of Android and praise for Lord Jobs? Troll? And who wants to bet that the outraged AceBoomKoon is all bluster? I wish I had a dollar for every silly "That's it I'm leaving the site" post I've seen.

irogers says:

Fancy snap is a scam.

jackwagon06 says:

Love reading these posts as I type on an iPad, only because I left my hacked touchpad running ics at home today. Who am I kidding......I left the touchpad tied up in the basement with its cover on, and a couple of clothes pins tweaking on it for good measure!
What's better than people who clicked the link, to complain about the very thing that made them come to NSFW anyway? We all have a side that we dont want other people to know about, but don't come here to condemn people that enjoy this side of themselves, and are actually comfortable with who they are, or their ability to make sure they can parent their own kids in regards to the "dangers" that they feel threaten exsistence.
For the last soapbox rant, I bet half of you already have this page bookmarked next to your banks bookmark or something, so nobody will find it.......lol.

mstraw9379 says:

I think it's great that these guys report on Android stuff, no matter what it is. For those that scoff and are 'outraged' go somewhere else, or admit that you secretly enjoy the very thing you are putting down. Thou dost protest too much.

Anyway, it there goin to be a 'letters' section? You know.... I never thought it could happen to me....

Ok, just kidding.

danman7 says:

I don't always use my Android for porn, but when I do...

The irony of this "Android for Porn" idea is that I know iOS users that use "dating apps" that are really networks to hook up for sex. So...looking at nakey people on a screen seems a lot more Rated G than looking for nakey people to bump uglies with.

Tyndall says:

While I don't dispute that AC can write about whatever they want, I certainly don't think this is the direction I was hoping they'd take. I understand I don't have to "click the link", nonetheless I don't see how this area of "reporting" is the type of information I am looking for in an Android site.

And as the flame war ignites.......I have just as much right to voice my displeasure at the direction the site is taking as anyone who calls this comment "whiney". I understand porn, et al is out there, it is easy to find, and I am sure that everyone who is lauding this change has been able to find it without AC's help.

I just don't see any value added to AC's position as a top notch Android blog, nor this enhancing it's journalistic laurels. If I want a "Playboy Slant" to my Android reporting then that would be where I would head. Not to mention that I am certain there are plenty of young Android users that come to this site and the last thing that parents should have to worry about is whether this type of information is being distributed over Android Central.

Phil, I am sorry to say, We are most certainly NOT all adults here.

Sorry Phil, Jerry, Alex et al...I thought you guys were better journalists than this.

That's very well said, actually, and I'm glad you said it.

Folks expecting to see overt porn on this website will be sadly mistaken. (That said, Jerry's got something waiting in the wings that'll upset a few people, probably.)

Folks expecting us to take a "Playboy slant," as you put it, will also probably be disappointed. 

Folks worried about what "direction" this site will take need to take a look at what we publish. We do, on average, 20 posts a day. Figure about 150 a week. Go back and look at them and then decide what direction we're going. Then look at the posts on the bottom of this page, and look at the frequency, and look at the diversity. And then reconsider what direction you think we're going. 

Folks who expect us to do more than just device and app reviews and travel the world for device launches, along with the app updates and spec bumps and forum posts and podcasts and answering your questions -- they will continue to be pleasantly surprised.

But don't worry about what "direction" we're taking. It's the same as it's always been -- to be the best damn Android resource around.

(I had the Star Spangled Banner playing in my head as a typed that. Anyone else? :p )

NickA says:

Well explained. Wish you would have put that in your post though.

DrDoppio says:

Why? Anyone who follows AC regularly knows that it's all about the news and some of the best tech tips you can get. Showing that they're human (and not androids, pun intended) is only a plus.

ScottColbert says:

I read that with Morgan Freeman's voice.

Nev says:

Titty Sprinkles...

mstraw9379 says:

And I envisioned Clint Eastwood and John Wayne standing behind him.

Tyndall says:

While I do respect your response, I am still of the feeling that the inclusion of this content cheapens the Android side of things....are the other arms of SPE/Mobile Nations going in similar direction? Is iMore and Crackberry also going to be putting these sections on their pages, tailored to those OS?

I am just wondering what the value-add is for these types of stories on AC, which I honestly do consider the "best" Android-centric source for information on the interwebs. If I am mistaken and there is a huge calling for this type of coverage then I shall stand corrected. I don't get into the forums as often as I would like, but perhaps you could open a Meta forum area where AC users could overtly express what their vision for where AC is\should be\was heading. I'd stand corrected but still feel that the resources of the site would be better utilized toward less salacious topics.

When I spoke of direction, it was more in the vein of my believing that AC had mostly been timely, informative, cutting edge and platform oriented. The inclusion of "adult themed" stories initially struck me as more of an entertainment or infotainment aspect to it.

mstraw9379 says:

All the game reviews they post are not entertainment?

Somebody call the WAHHHHHHHHHHmbulance....

adinofaries says:

I agree with everything you said, Tyndall

ganklin says:

Honestly, I'm a bit put off by this myself. I'm an adult and porn doesn't phase me. It is what it is. But there's a time and a place for it. I don't think Android Central should have pron on it, because honestly there are plenty of other sources on the net to find this type of information. I don't come here for that.

Tyndall says it well. Not all of AC's readers are adults. I know it's as simple as typing "boobs" into Google to find porn, but I feel this is irresponsible of AC. I am disappointed.

NickA says:

Why? That's my question to AC. You have a good thing going here, why introduce something like this? As other posters have mentioned, "We're all adults here" is not really accurate. I've read the "well, don't click the link". You going to tell a 12 or 14 year old that? Don't you have a young kid yourself?

AC has become the most respectable site for Android news. Not just respectable, but reliable. You really don't need something like this.

But understanding you need to cater to all audiences (are your numbers down?), no matter how perverted, why not keep it off the main page and have a separate link for it? Or how about a new, mobile optimized site, such as AndroidAfterDark.com (that's already taken) or similar?

Keep the trash where it belongs, not mixed in with legitimate Android news. You just set Android back a few versions. Next thing you know we'll see you review another fart app :)

I wouldn't worry about it... I think the number of AC readers who will enjoy the availability of this content or are not bothered by it far out number the amount of readers who have sticks really really far up their asses.

jean15paul says:

I'm glad that AC will continue to responsibly and maturely cover these stories. I'm also glad that they have segregated them into their own section because it makes them easier to avoid if you don't want to see them and easier to find if you do.

romma says:

I love that AC is willing to break and include new ideas outside that mainstream. You guys think outside the box... Kudos to you!!!

Kamin says:

Won't someone think of the children!!! =P

moovah says:

Worry about your own children so the rest of us won't have too.

Sort of hard to believe the amount of uproar that has come from Phil essentially linking to past articles that are all at least a month old.

NickA says:

I think he's used to it. I (and some others) gave him a hard time before for swearing in an article and that started an uproar. Anyone in a position like his will get criticized no matter what they write. Kind of like all the LeBron James haters out there (go Heat!!).

Instead of AC spending time on posts like this, I'd like to see them have more timely reviews of phones, tablets, and other Android powered devices. Sometimes it's weeks or months after the phone is released before we see a review. Sure there are a lot of Android phones released, but there are also a lot of people capable and willing to do reviews.

tohio says:

To all the zealots and pornophobes predicting the end of civilization as we know because of this article I provide this quote:

"And why behold you the speck that is in your brother's eye, but consider not the beam that is in your own eye?"

Matthew 7:3
King James version

That's completely irrelevant. I'm also wondering why your quoting the BIBLE in defense of links to pornograghic material.:S if u actually read your bible instead of quoting specific verses that u feel help your case you would understand that the bible also tells you to put away all lustful desires. So next time you want to comment about the bible understand what you are saying.

I think this is a bit more appropriate.
Romans 6:12

tohio says:

androidfanatic32
Thank you for pointing out that the bible can be used to support any point of view. Ever wonder why it is so ambiguous?

Thank you for making comments that that are based on nothing more than rhetoric and faulty logic. A fallacy. If u would actually look up that verse in context u would understand how ridiculous that comment sounds.Ambiguous? If anything the bible is very clear. So to answer your question, no I've never wondered that because it's not even there. Have u ever wondered why your view of the world is so flawed and unfufilling or based in reality for that matter? I don't think you understand that you are telling me the bible can support pornography. If so your view is flawed. Again I say read your bible and you'll find interesting things that debase your "theory"

tohio says:

Uh Oh, I've raised the righteous indignation of a bible thumper. Woe is me.

You say," If anything the bible is very clear." Well how clear is it on wisdom?

:PRO 4:7 Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.

ECC 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

1CO 1:19: "For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."

There are hundreds of other contradictions in your "very clear" bible. Give up now or face the wrath of GOOGLE!!!

Haha your hilarious.
Firts off ,your the one who started quoting bible verses that you don't understand and have no relevance to the issue at hand therefore I feel like "bible thumper" should apply to you also considering that one who thumps his bible probably doesn't read it much:) And your derogatory comments are pretty useless as well. I quote the bible to make my case ,understanding the context of the text while you in your own words have "the power of google"! Just because I believe in Jesus Christ doesn't mean I don't have reason. The quotes you brought up? Read the entire chapter of each and I think you will undeand your mistake.
First verse you mentioned talks about the wisdom stemming from God
Second
talks about the wisdom of man, wisdom that seems correct and logical but is only relative and inconsistent. Based on a flawed logic that doesn't include god
Third that verse was explaining the uselessness of trying to gain wisdon without god and he was saying that even when you do gain wisdom you become more informed about the things that you were ignorant of . These things your ignorant of may be good or bad.
So your "almighty Google" can give you dry facts and verses of the bible that have no meaning to you or help you try to prove that there are contradictions in the bible but without understanding given you won't really get what its actually expressing.

tohio says:

Literal interpretation of the bible is for fools. Do you really believe taking an eye for an eye? It is useless to talk to someone who relies on faith rather than facts.

Again ,there Is a the lack of context.
If in exodus is where your getting that from, it refers to rules on abuse in Moses' time. Specifically ,Exodus 21:22-25 ES

"When men strive together and hit a pregnant woman, so that her children come out, but there is no harm, the one who hit her shall surely be fined, as the woman's husband shall impose on him, and he shall pay as the judges determine. But if there is harm, then you shall pay life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe."
But if u read from here you'll get what has changed from then after Jesus Christ came and freed us from the law Matthew 5:38-39 ESV

"You have heard that it was said, 'An ee for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.' But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other "
And before u say it's a contradiction, its a continuation. That's what it was in Moses' time because they needed law to keep them in place since the Israelites were so shortsighted and forgetful.
How did u come to the conclusion that the literal interpretation of the bible is for fools? Why can't I take it literally? I believe what it says because I know it to be true since I have a relationship with God through Jesus Christ.
Everyone needs faith to go through daily life. You go on an airplane not knowing how it works yet you are confident it will take you where you need to go. That's faith.
When you said the bible was full of contradictions I showed u how it wasn't contradiction by explaining it to you.

tohio says:

Why is literal interpretation of the bible for fools? How about this:
Leviticus 20:13
King James Version (KJV)
13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Now would one be foolish to go out and kill gay men as the bible instructs? Although I suspect you may agree with the instruction.

First off, the purpose of that verse wasn't to tell you to go out and kill homosexuals. The point of that was to show the grievous nature of the sin and how much god hated and still hated it like every sin.
if you read the new testament you'll find this.. 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God...
It's very consistent but instead of death which is what would have happened you lose your opportunity for the kingdom of god which is much worse than death. And you can see that it's not just homosexuality that get you seperate from god but ALL sin.
Fortunately, the same verse continues...
"And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God."
Sin isn't our master and it doesn't have to rule us. Even in genesis it says.. Genesis 4:7 ESV

"If you do well, will you not be accepted? And if you do not do well, sin is crouching at the door. Its desire is for you, but you must rule over it."
So to answer comment, no I wouldn't want to kill homosexuals. That would defeat the purpose of Jesus cleansing us of sin. Now we have to tell them about true freedom and let them know there is a choice for life (god) or death , which is sin.

tohio says:

I thought the Bible was the word of God. No where in Bible quote I provided regarding homosexuality does it say what you are saying. Have you noticed how you have to interpret every bible quote listed. This is why anyone can use the Bible to support their point of view. You even provided an example where the Bible said one thing and Jesus said another, "i.e an eye for an eye". Explain why some use the Bible to justify drinking while others use it to prohibit drinking. Why does the Westboro Baptist Church use the Bible to justify their protests at soldiers' funerals. I know, you'll claim that they are wrong and your interpretation is correct. Of course everyone believes that. If the Bible was truly the word of God why is so open to interpretation? I've provided a few quotes and you have to parse them and provide an explanation as to what is really being said. Why are you the authority on what God meant? The best saying from the Bible that comments on you and other holier than thou hypocrites is: Judge not least you be judged. Now of course, I expect you to claim that that isn't really what God id saying or that it is taken out of context. The bottom line is religious fanatics (and I include you) are concerned with what other people do with their lives more than what they do with their own. Why else criticize something that you have no interest in and presumably will not read? More people have died for religious fanaticism than any other cause.

seeingwhite says:

Since you are not afraid to read and quote the Bible, check out Romans 1:18-25.

adinofaries says:

Im glad that we have people with a good head on their shoulders here... I was starting to wonder after seeing the majority of these comments

ramonm2 says:

Two words. Evo 3D

mikandi says:

MiKandi here.

We developed an app store, built our own virtual currency platform, released in-app billing, developed a mobile entertainment theater, built a unique tagging system for the product, then released an HTML5 version of that product for non-Android users. Not exactly an easy feat.

We just happen to work with porn.

That app store happened to be the first of its kind- an adult only mobile app store. Our virtual currency system gave us and developers amazing return and chargeback rates. We probably have one of the lowest CB rates in the adult industry. In-app billing? We released that 2 days before Google Android. And with our theater, we're working *directly* with leading adult studios. AC seems to find that legitimate and newsworthy, as do many readers. We're thankful for that.

At the end of the day, we're developers that work damn hard on damn good products. And as always, we thank AC and their readers for all of their support. ;)

I was JUST about to post on you guys. 

MiKandi is the reason a section like this should exist. There are some great developers out there putting out excellent apps -- they just happen to land within the adult entertainment industry. 

Personally, it seems unfair to exclude those people from coverage on the biggest Android-centric site on the web, and I'm proud of Phil and everyone else on the team for being willing to cover what most mainstream sites won't. Yes, people can find that information on "other" sites... but those sites don't have nearly the numbers AC does, and to punish excellent developers for catering to a very real part of the mobile app space seems, quite frankly, a little bit silly. 

I know I do the Monday Brief, and I work for the MoNa network, but I'm still thrilled developers like MiKandi will get proper recognition for their work, even if some people aren't thrilled about it being on the site. 

I don't get doing this just for the sake of difference! Go put your dirt somewhere where we can't see it. Seriously. There is so much access go this stuff online that to put it on a android news site is relatively ridiculous.
Just to let u know I'm 16 and I'm not an adult. If this stuff is going on here you guys better put some kind of warning of adult content on this site.

^Lamest 16 year old evarrrrrrrrrrrr^

Haha. Because I have values and I know pornography is morally reprehensible I'm lame? So if I watched pornography I would be cool? If that's true thanks for your compliment.
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