B---- I got an Android

Uh oh. A blurry stack of Andrew Jacksons and a Samsung Captivate. You know what that means. BAD ANDROID RAP VIDEO TIME!

Let's be clear: This is is highly not safe for work/home/play/children/iPhone lovers/small pets/elderly/lactose intolerant/lefties/music lovers/videophiles. There's some rather course language, so no complaining that we didn't warn you. But the Galaxy S roll call is classic. Check it after the break. [via Android Central Forums]


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Kedar says:

Lol I think this is pretty funny.

People need to stop being uptight.
It's mostly comical because it shows how you can take any subject and turn it into a "Roscoe Dash/Soulja' Boy" type of song.

hello new ringtone lol..

I don't know if words can describe this video. I just ask, why?

Skeezy#AC says:

Not based enough.

CareyOnly says:

LOLed

irish22022 says:

hahahahaha... Slow Mo Paper Toss FTW

rht_rv says:

wait, what phone OS did he get, he did not make it clear......

Adam8756 says:

Lol @ him not being able to get the case on.

n64kps says:

hahahah yeah I thought the same thing!!

albokay says:

This makes me feel worse about owning an android phone.

Urukiora says:

I'm with you on the comment

gudaman says:

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I don't know if words can describe this video. I just ask, why?"

You ask why? i say WHY NOT!? at least there's one more person proud to have an android phone. So he swears and has no basic hand coordination, android army +1 YEAH!

anotherxyz says:

I have watched this like 25 times today. Its catchy and lulzy.

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Slow news day huh? Ugh!

buggyman says:

I agree with papstar. THis makes me feel worse about owning an Android. Brings android down 5 levels of stupid.

If watching a video clearly meant to be stupid and comedic makes you feel worse about owning a product, then maybe you should go buy an iPhone. As most of the people who own them, either want simplicity or want the appearance of having one. You'll fit right in being as your in the second category.

Evo2DroidX says:

I'm in this camp. Its okay to be cheesy sometimes. Unless your uptight as Mr. Black turtleneck I'll keep my Android and spoof rap

jwebste9 says:

instant classic

dougeetx says:

Oh my!! Where are the big booty botches & flashy cars.

bjs188 says:

Very funny, but he forgot the Epic! Oh well I think he maxed out his vocabulary after the first minute. But funny.

bjs188 says:

Almost as funny as "the android phone is for porn" song

PastorDroid says:

I don't have a relevant comment to this post, BUT at the suggestion of Phil from AC I am posting to see if the new spam filter they switched to yesterday is still giving me unwarranted blocks of comments. I'm assuming that if I did one of considerable length and then do a shorter one it will help them test how this system works, So here is a little book I wrote called War and Peace (yes I'm over 150 years old) and obviously full of high falootin (is that a word) caca.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"...oh crap wait, wrong book, that's Tale of Two Cities.

So how about those Packers? Behold the power of CHEEEEESE!

Well thank the Lloyd that I still have freedom to post on AC, for without the Lloyd I would surely be lost in a world of "not so" smartphones.

Hmm, is it smartphone or Smart phone? I'll have to have my people check on that.

I wonder how many expletives are being uttered right now in the Patriots locker room?

Do you think Taylor Swift is made of sugar? (ok even I think that was kinda pervy-creepy)

Oooh look I saw Elvis, I KNEW he wasn't dead... But why the sex change dude? Oh wait that's Rosie.

Well I guess this is long enough. Time for a post.

PastorDroid says:

Well the last one i posted worked so really no point in the short one eh?

falconeight says:

I feel really bad about being human, and I want to get rid of my Nexus s now.

anotherxyz says:

you can go ahead and send that nexus S my way :)

carraser891 says:

the patriots lost wtf

mike340t says:

Stupid... Very Stupid... Yet a little funny, just a tad... I liked the ending words..."Wherever you are "get android" Unless your on Virgin Mobile or TracFone or some sh|t"

Insp_Gadget says:

Well... It's expressive.

brian1269 says:

Did he say he was going to stick his finger up someone's ass?

james.buckey says:

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El Jefe says:

DAY'UM....I bet he & his homies had to put in a lot of extra shifts @ McDonald's to put that stack of $20's together! :-)

james.buckey says:

Haha, employment...not likely. I believe we are all less fortunate for having viewed this drivel.

Jerzyiroc says:

Ya because black people dont have jobs right? And if they do its at McDonalds? Ignorant fcks

BSG75 says:

Did you even watch the video? The dude is clearly white, or were you assuming only black people like rap?

steveomac says:

.........thats it I'm selling my droid x.

falconeight says:

I was feeling really good after President Obama's speech, now I am back on my meds.

bigdatl says:

L A M E ! ! !

bigdatl says:

Make it Drizzle Shawty!! lmao

gwtiff54 says:

This makes me hate having an Android just like it makes me having a 4x4 truck if you know what I mean?

sonso says:

I don't comment much but...wow.

I did find it entertaining

I think this song belongs in the movie, "The Social Network" and then again in the sequel, "The Social Wah Wah"

MannyB says:

That was funny. LOL

I love my nexus one, but this video makes Android "fans" look like fugging jackasses. iPhone fanbois put together pieces vastly superior to this. Just because you have a few 20s in your pocket and a camera phone does not mean we want to hear your drivel. Nice try, but stop making us Android fans look bad.

djrollerx#AC says:

I thought that was pretty funny. His rhymes were a little off, but still entertaining.

NickF227 says:

You know...its a actually pretty catchy.

***** I got an Android, eff you iPhone fanbois...

bigk says:

Why do people show money on youtube videos? I REALLY don't care you happen to have a stack of 20's on the table while you do your rap video.

I really don't care.

lol

KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1088933 says:

Well for everyone wanting to get rid of your android phones because of this, maybe try another country as well cause he probably lives in America.

boriqua2000 says:

ill definitly be singing this at work tomorrow.great job.

storm14k says:

I guess most if you with negative comments arent up on the current dance rap trends. There's nothing spoof like or cheesy about the song. For what it is I like it and could.see it hitting the radio. If.it did Apple would actually be in a little trouble lol.

TvTechGuru says:

Just a couple observations...
1. It's not even one of the top 3 android phones right now. Eh, it's okay.
2. The guy holding the phone is white, the rapper is black, I assume. Or is it a white rapper?
3. His argument for Android isn't the best. He doesn't even demo the phone to highlight the great things about Android! Fail!

tropper says:

This gets an LOL only because he is fanning like two hundred .... oooh ballin so hard, use a rockstar go smack some hoes an make it rain some quarters on em cuz that lil bank looks like ya stole it from your sisters piggy bank!
Ok so you got an Android, what you should've done
is to have spent the two or three hundred ya spent on the phone plus the small stack and signed up for Music class at the communtiy college.

netposer says:

He's rocking a Captivate so "he aint got no Flash" either.

"all the Apple dick riders" <--- damn, that made me LOL

nvelez says:

Love it. Thank you Android Central for introducing me to my newest ringtone.
Couple problems though...
Its already been pointed out that he's gonna stick his finger in it??? but he also says f it all f it all man I'ma f your balls....
really bro? Is that necessary?

www.trippergetem.tk you gotta listen to his other songs. Not as good as this one but they're close.
Trippergetem and the short bus posse.

Kromen says:

Ummm, I'm not with them.

I unfortunately have the HTC UN-Incredible and I'm UN-impressed to say the least. I sold my iPhone 4 last week on ebay. After, dealing with this POS Android, I'm taking a loss, going back to AT&T and BEGGING them to take me back and I will buy another iPhone 4 just so I can have one. Android will never rise above an iPhone. Just check the resale values. There is a REASON an iPhone retains it's value, and Androids don't. I can buy 2 of these UN-Incredibles for the cost of 1 iPhone. Flame away...it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside to think I will get another iPhone and get rid of this hunk of junk!

wingrovedl says:

W. T. F. was that all about?

jdubb82 says:

aaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!