It's not often that I'm at a loss for words. But this is just so awesome I'm going to let it stand on its own merits. Congrats to Android Forums member scoty024 for being quite the artiste, and to his wife for being so ... forgiving. Even I couldn't get away with doing this. Pretty sure you just signed up for the first 1,000 diaper changes, dude. (The good news: That's only a two-week sentence.)
Dive on into the forums at the link below and give scoty024 a major high five for pulling this off.
(PS: Hey, Marlin: If you see this in, oh, say 15 years or so, give your dad a break. He was cool, once. :p )