Now, I didn't watch this entire "Naughty Cities" video, but after answering the initial questions for myself, I don't have to.
- Looking for something to do tonight? Sure, but not too late.
- Am I new to town? Yep.
- Do I find myself going to the same clubs all the time? Yeah, but it's just so hard to find a good malted these days.
- Is it time I find something really exciting to do tonight? Absolutely. Like staying up knitting.
I'm sold. Not even going to watch the rest of the video. Sure I'm not missing anything. Of course, I'm not sure what they mean by naughty -- probably just a place that's open past 8 p.m., or maybe one that has dancing.