Every corner, every edge has been carefully considered and crafted.

It really does taste as good as it looks.

With adjustable orientation that works perfectly in portrait or landscape.

Sure, it's a little tongue-in-cheek fun poking at overly-lofty technology commercials, but you're crazy if you don't think this is a brilliant marketing campaign. Let's hope we find out the true features of the operating system side of things sooner rather than later.