Can't wait to send my first rager to the staff. But what will jazz hands get you? [Gmail Motion]
Update: And the boys and girls at Google Voice are at it as well. Not as in-depth, but still entertaining.
By the way: This is the one and only April Fools story you'll see here today. We've got too much actual news to cover, and, frankly, we're just not that fun anyway. So fear not, anything you read here today is the honest to goodness truth, unless it's not.