Let's not mince words here. You're not going to play Bird Poop for hours. You're not going to stay up nights hoping to level up a character. Hell, you're not even going to want people to know you're playing it. But Bird Poop, from Paramobile Games, is strangely fascinating. You're a bird on a wire, hanging out above a city street, doing what birds do. Pooping. Only, this bird's got a bombsight, the better to pepper cars and pedestrians. It's also got an interesting three-dimensional perspective, and the graphics are quite smooth. It's bizarre, to say the least.
If you don't want Bird Poop mucking up your downloads list, we've got some hands-on video after the break. That's right ... we're givers.