I knew this was going to happen. From midmofan in the EVO 4G LTE forums  - Phil

... got to do with it?

What's root but a second hand emoticon?
What's root got to do, got to do with it?

Who needs an I-phone
When it can't be jail-broken?

It may seem to you
That I'm acting confused like a newbie
When the release date is close to me.

If I tend to look dazed
I've read it someplace on the forum
So, I've got cause to be...

There's a name for it (do a search)
There's a phrase that fits (search some more)

But whatever the reason, Phil
You do it for me....


I've been thinking of a new direction - yea upgrade!
But I have to say,
I've been thinking about my own protection (otterbox)
It scares me to feel this way -- about a phone!


What's root got to do, got to do with it?
What's root but a sweet old hacker notion?
What's root got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs S-off when dev-unlock is an option!?!

There are 26 comments

stalte says:

WTF? Are you guys alright? Should I call someone?

DWR_31 says:

I am again knowing why I love Android.

Rob White says:


Ate some bad seafood or something? Everybody feeling ok or are the inner voices just too loud?

sirheck says:

You should all be heavily medicated and supervised at all times.

bigm0nkey says:

This is great!!! :D

JNM says:

This is obviously a cry for help. Sadly, none is available for this type of ailment. Good luck, guys. Good luck.

graffixnyc says:

That was the lamest post of the year

camiller says:

Send the men with the white coats!

ttriplett1 says:

Wow, just wow...

benthe1 says:

Wow! I think someone must be drunk.

tes5884 says:


Wtf this place is going to shit!

Sniper1087 says:

I have to agree with everybody this is by far the stupidest post I have seen yet, what is going on here, not enough news? Better not post anything than this. Ruining the android community with unnecessary posts.

DrDoppio says:


"Wow what a great sense of humor you have." <---Things no one says ever.

Litt says:

Slow news day?

shawnsdada says:

The force is strong with the trolls today.

Some of you take this site way too seriously. Go outside and experience life if any of you have one. Some people whine over the dumbest things.

shhon75 says:

In the corner of the shower crying :'(

edward0348 says:

Whatever they are smoking, I want too!. Lmao

3rdpig says:

Tina Turner? For God's sake man, some of us eat at our computers!

CeluGeek says:

Am I the only one who played the video and sang along with the modified lyrics?

salpiche says:

nope! and I ain't got no shame!!!!

Insp_Gadget says:

I thought it was quite creative...and funny.

salpiche says:

I want some of the stuff you guys are ... whatever!

dscribe says:

I'm sitting making a comment to this post while wondering how people's lives could possibly be so empty that they have nothing better to do than comment on this post.

where's the -1 clicky when you need it.