HTC One Max

You know, if using other body parts on a fingerprint scanner is your thing. And, no, we're not going to show you.

Also: Damn, that phone gets cold.

 
There are 71 comments

Lekoq Grande says:

it better if the 5s can do it!!

MexPride says:

Yum, want me some of that

sublimaze says:

I don't want to know what else Phil tried to unlock it with. And you probably never want to borrow his phone. Lol

Grahaman27 says:

Great post on an unfortunately boring day...

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hmmm says:

Yeah, I thought today was the big day. At least that's what so many posts around here made it seem like.

Which ones? I wasn't aware we'd done any. :p

acuda27 says:

My same exact reaction.....I read AC everyday and had no idea today was "a big day" lol

BB_Bmore says:

Halloween would be ideal for a kit kat release ;-)

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Or thanksgiving. Or Christmas. Or even valentines day next year. Since kit kats would be a nice treat for that. I don't mind waiting.

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borgdog says:

I really don't want to know why you decided to try ... or what else may unlock it... There does of course have to be some use for a scanner next to a camera.. no.. no.. just wrong.

MrNinjaPanda says:

I was at least expecting a gif.

+1

shaytoon21 says:

+1

jaeskill says:

Me too... or at the very least a picture of hairy man titties pressed against a screen. Pics or it didn't happen!

I'm easy — but I'm not that easy.

Notus says:

Sounds like this might be a money making opportunity. Maybe start a kickstarter for Android device nipple unlocking tutorials for ten thousand and see what happens.

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acuda27 says:

Or of a shirt with a flap covering the nipple, where you can easily lift the flap to expose the nipple and unlock the device :)

Bwahahahaha says:

HAHAHA!

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UJ95x says:

+1

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jackwagon06 says:

Shouldn't this be under "android after dark"? I come here for the pictorals......erh I mean the articles. I can't believe you would put something like that where so many people can.....blah blah blah....seriously funny stuff Phil.

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NoNexus says:

Let's see after a few beers

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Is this a segue into an AC After Dark special?

jackwagon06 says:

Ha! I should have read your post before I did mine.....you beat me to it!

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XavierMatt says:

Lmao right!!!

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LegacyEvoAce says:

lol

hodan says:

My, what a big phone you have...

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Dan DC says:

Tea bagging your phone will be a thing now. Maybe they should patent it, "Drop to unlock"

Lekoq Grande says:

+1

HAH!!!!! Nice abs workout from keeping the laughter in on that one.....

glamrlama says:

Do piercings interfere with this method? I'm asking for a friend.

XavierMatt says:

This and all the other ratchet comments. Lmao can't deal.

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flagg902 says:

I still say it is a useless security feature. These are easily fooled, so anyone with a photograph of your nipple pretty much has full access.

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wsmather says:

And besides, how do we know nipple prints are as unique as finger prints?

dchawk81 says:

Damn. That means ANYONE can get into my phone.

-Anthony Weiner

Chucky1 says:

Sure you are glamrlama...lol

orlanka says:

If you have a contest to give this away at some point, please be kind enough to include disinfectant.

yankele says:

Lmao! Best comment ever!

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Glenn Correa says:

+1000000

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Chucky1 says:

By the way, what does it look like while someone has it up to their ear trying to talk on it?

Depends what you mean by "ear".

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orlanka says:

Um, why would you talk to Phil's nipple?

alexlam24 says:

Why wouldn't you

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orlanka says:

I never thought of it that way. Phil, please call me.

Chucky1 says:

Hahahaha! I knew as soon I posted that, it was on...

VDub2174 says:

A phone that can be unlocked with your nipples? SOLD!!

keith2k1 says:

Waaaaay too much information

luikiedook says:

I think you guys need some nexus 5 news to report for something else to do.

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I bet some other parts can be used...

BB_Bmore says:

Right, like a...... Toe.

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Lekoq Grande says:

It would be a great ice breaking question at a bar...and it could also make for a great snickers commercial (sometimes you have to get away)

Can you Face Unlock with your whole chest?

Lekoq Grande says:

LOL

Mayoo614 says:

Oh Phil ...

Phil, you do have to turn that back in to HTC, right? Quick question: will you or will you not tell them about your little 'experiment'?

I can just see the confused look on the HTC rep's face now: "Huh....why does this phone smell like Axe?"

Synycalwon says:

LOL!

Should be a version of that Surface RT vs iPad commercial, but instead the HTC One Max vs iPhone 5s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE7AQY5Xk9w

Oh no, here we go again.
I'm sorry I don't have an SD card slot.
Oh snap, you have a fingerprint scanner too?
This isn't going to end well for me, is it?
Do you still think I'm pretty?

I lol'd all over myself when I read the title.

dchawk81 says:

Do you need a wet-nap?

Alas it seems we've found the purpose of men's nipples: unlocking phones.

BBSeattle says:

Something I really wanted to know but didn't know how to ask.....thanks Phil!

a22matic says:

Good one Phil! This made my day.... Just got off work and was in line at Publix when I burst out laughing. Even the cashier wanted to see!

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sk3litor says:

This is nothing new. I've been rubbing my phone on my nipple for years

wilderthing says:

lmao

Ryandroid86 says:

I guess this job isn't all fun and games. Someone needs to do the "hard" news... Is it cold in here?

dchawk81 says:

Does it work if you're lactating?

XavierMatt says:

Gross.

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sentinelred says:

Tits or it didn't happen

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NoNexus says:

61 comments, not a girl among them. No The nerd in the basement stereotype don't apply

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jimbo says:

Never had a need to lock my phone since cell phones were sold.

I suppose ones family and friends would be a factor or ones ability to set an expensive piece of equipment down and leave it.

What happened to face unlock?

TheDu9du says:

Phil does it matter whether it's cold or not?

dchawk81 says:

Can you unlock an HTC One with other people's nipples?

zr2s10 says:

I was gonna use something else, but the sensor isn't big enough. Bazinga.