Tits & Glass

It was a matter of time, of course, before we saw the first porn apps come to Google Glass. And Android porn pioneer MiKandi, true to its word, has launched the obviously not-safe-for-work "Tits & Glass" app for Google Glass.

The app lets you do two things -- submit your own POV-style photos and videos (candid photography, nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean) and view photos and video. The app is preloaded with content that serves as a preview for what's in the decidedly adult MiKandi Theater. You'll be able to comment and vote on images -- and see them all floating in mid-air.

How hands-on an experience you have is, of course, up to you. Regardless, everyone around you will wonder just what the hell that person with the funny looking glasses is smiling at.

To get the app, you'll have to visit (again, folks, if we haven't made it abundantly clear, this is NSFW) TitsAndGlass.com and sideload onto your Google Glass.

 

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MiKandi's NSFW 'Tits & Glass' launches as the first Google Glass porn app

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I hope you don't get flamed for it. It's a perfectly valid opinion, and I respect you for it.

But I'll reiterate what I've said here and here (and probably somewhere else, I just can't find it right now). We're gonna write about all things Android. Not just the nerdy ones, and not just the safe ones.

I completely respect that this sort of thing isn't for everyone and will offend some folks. These posts are pretty clearly marked. Please don't read them, and come back in a few minutes when we return to our regularly scheduled programming. :)

Respect your reply, Phil, however you could've made a more "PC" (asterisks in place of the "i" and "t") title rather than stating the actual name of the app. Reporting on it is fine, but all headlines -- be they from an international news organization or a blog -- should be quick, clean and concise.

We don't do asterisks in place of words. (Unless it's for effect or something.) There's nothing quick, clean and concise about obfuscation that doesn't work in the first place. 

That's a poor reply, you could just really put an 18's only at the title? How hard is that really? I have the app too, what if any of my children went into the app or my wife and got the wrong idea? Not professional at all Phil, and to that arrogant reply I say goodbye AC, PocketNow and Android Police are more user friendly,they should suffice.

Wow what an idiot. What is with all these censorship types?

OMG I NEED ASTERISKS AND 18 ONLY MARKS IN THE HEADLINE! OMG MY VIRGIN EYES!

Grow up.

No doubt, conservative stooges trying to force their views on an open free society. There aren't any racey picture or even foul language. It's called the First Amendment, Freedom Of Speech, Don't like it then leave, you don't have to whine about it, just move on.

Don't be so quick to blame it on conservatives. Actually, don't be so quick to make this a political thing at all, especially when it is a currently "liberal" government destroying our privacy.

1. NSFW pretty much implies "you have to be 18 or older". How hard is that to understand, really?
2. As if most kids can't figure out that "t*ts" is just the censored form of "tits". Heck, most kids know the cuss words in their favorite songs on the radio even though they get bleeped out or otherwise censored. It's not that hard to figure out.
3. If when you say you "have the app", I assume you mean the TitsAndGlass app. If so, if you're so worried about what your wife or kids would think if they found the app on your phone/tablet, why do you have it in the first place? If that's not the correct assumption, and you were talking about the AC app, then they should understand that it's 1 article amongst dozens per day, and this is the first time in at least a month that AC has reported anything regarding Android and porn/sex. As if Time, The WSJ, or any other major publication doesn't put out some scandalous article once in awhile. :rollseyes
4. I'd rather someone just come out and say what they intend to say, rather than beat around the bush and use juvenile substitutions/censoring. Much more grown up and professional.

lol Every. Single. Time an article like this gets posted people leave. The editors try to defend themselves and people still leave. Yet they keep writing these pieces about stuff that nobody would miss if we never read about it in the first place.

I agree with Phil, though, in the sense that putting "NSFW" in the title makes it pretty clear.

> what if any of my children went into the app or my wife and got the wrong idea?

If your children are going into your wife, they probably had the wrong idea already.

Didn't know they had the internet in the 17th century? :)

...and AP more user friendly? It's a site full of fanatic trolls. How is that more user friendly?

+1

If anything it makes us aware of what is out there. I personally don't download porn apps but I get a kick out of reading the NSFW posts. :)

Know your demographic, AC does. Besides it's not like I even see that many women actively involved in this community. Sorry but no one is forcing you to use this site.

Oh God, +10000. I showed this to my chick, who thought it was awesome. Guess some girls care more confident then others.

Hold up, haha. It's got to be some confidence issue if I don't like it? If you gotta inject porn into your relationship, seems like the confidence problem lies somewhere else.

I have to tell my wife that she lacks confidence, since she enjoys porn and doesn't care that I do as well. I think she will be surprised to hear it.

By the way, is there a class she can go to teach her some sexual hangups, or do you have to come by that sort or repression naturally?

It's not so clear, because chicks are not so available on tech forum whether its a PC or smartphone. If chicks dig then may be some other else.

I wasn't aware that only women would dislike such posts. Just expressed that I wished it wasn't on such a prominent site. Folks know it's out there. Does it need a free advertisement?

Maybe you should reread his past until you understand. Phil came to her defense without backing down. Y'all are just being a bit overly sensitive.

Folks DO NOT know it's out there b/c I'm sure I am not alone in just finding out about this from Androidcentral. I'm glad they are being real and posting stuff like this.

I'd LOVE to see you go around asking the general public if they know that there are actual porn store applications for Android, and see a majority say "no, I didn't know that". Most people don't know about MiKandi. Sure, they probably know about all the "jiggly boob", "hot girl wallpaper", and anime porn apps, but a legit app store for porn? No.

My apologies I didn't mean to insinuate only women would be offended by this but that's just how the internet works, if there's a story you don't like just ignore it.

This isn't a great argument. I can express a statement or wish - I didn't insult the blogger. And whether you like the fact or not, reporting on stuff like this DOES impact the readership of AC. The "ignore it" argument isn't productive because you see the headline as it is. I appreciate your willingness to interact with me, though, without insulting me.

So seeing the word tits in a headline warps your fragile little mind? How silly. I thought this was 2013 not 1956.

I'd suggest you vote with readership. Never come here again. That'll show 'em. Never mind that they'll gain two open-minded readers for every one prude they lose, but you'll still make your point.

What are you, 13? (probably)

Let the last have hey own opinion. She certainly isn't personally insulting you.

I wish I were 13 again. It would be fun getting a do-over with the wisdom I've acquired over 42 years. I certainly would have spent less time during in my room alone programming my Commodore 64 and more time pursuing the opposite sex. Life is short man.

I don't understand how he could possibly be 13. He doesn't write anything like most 13 year olds who spell evryting lyke dis.

This is exactly why Glass will NEVER become mainstream. Ditch the camera, at least until Glass catches on mainstream, otherwise it will only ever be for technofiles and creepers.

The camera is the only reason to want glass. Teh rest of it's features are covered by a smart watch.

And hopefully every cop in America! Also, don't go outside your house and expect privacy. Derp.

Not Just Cops, This has a lot of Military application too. Like live feed from boots on the ground to their commanders to see what's happening from multiple viewpoints.

I just feel like this type of post cheapens what you and your crew have built, Phil. I'm not even offended, it just seems a bit out of place.

I agree with this to a point, but the fact is that Google Glass is bleeding edge tech, and this is the *first* app of this kind for the product (at least from a somewhat legit source...there may be others out there?), which is why it's somewhat newsworthy.

I highly doubt AC will delve into *each* new app of this type that comes along, because frankly that's not the sort of thing they do and there are other sources out there for those keenly interested, but I can see why something like this goes beyond the content of app itself.

I personally have no interest myself in apps this type (on Glass, my phone, tablet, etc), but I still found the piece intriguing enough to read...and even make it past the jump to view the comments (as did you)...so that alone has to say something.

I'm inclined to agree... Don't really see the point of this post. First off, key me make this perfectly clear: I AM IN NO WAY OFFENDED BY THIS POST, I JUST DON'T GET THE POINT! All you people saying things like "if you don't like it don't read it and blah blah blah"... you're missing the point. I love porn, I have zero problems admitting it. Porn is popular. Everyone knows this. Give me one GOOD explanation how this article on android central benefits the user experience for those using android? Aside from the obvious nonsense responses I'm sure I'll get for posting this... What benefits at all does this carry with it aside from, well, none? Like I said, I'm all about t&a! Porn is just good fun in my opinion, lol.... yet I have zero interest in something like this. I come here for tech news, not porn. If I wanted porn online, I can guarantee I won't be typing in android central ... I'd be typing in Brazz... well, you get the idea ;-). Zero point to this article. Btw, Android central, minors do use this site as well. Let's keep that in mind. We're all not adults here. I didn't have to even go into this app to see some nudity and bodily fluids, just clicked one of the links in the article. Kids know how to do this. Obviously kids will find a way anyway, regardless of what you put on this website, but why make it available for them on a tech site?! Just boggles my mind how this is considered professional, acceptable behavior.

When the first email program was created in the early 70s on the fledgling network that would eventually be called the Internet, it was an instant hit. It wasn't long after that the first spam was sent. Had something like AC been around at the time covering the Internet, they would have noted the event. The first porn application for a device that seems made for the activity is similarly noteworthy.

Just boggles my mind the amount of naivete exhibited by some people regarding what their kids are and aren't exposed to.

"I come here for tech news, not porn." Riiiight. Cause you see porn featured on this website SO often... Please, be realistic. There's usually a span of several weeks (at least) in between articles of this nature, and it's only generally to let us know about something new/interesting.
"Btw, Android central, minors do use this site as well. Let's keep that in mind. We're all not adults here." And you would have to be pretty stupid to think that kids can't do a google search for "porn" or "big tits" and get even more graphic images than what is displayed on the Tits and Glass website. They also know that it's fairly simple to click "yes" to all the "are you over 18?" BS without any repercussions. Again, please be realistic. Also, the fact that you started hinting at a different porn website makes you a complete hypocrite.
Finally, I consider this more professional/acceptable behavior than if they reported on it but spelled "tits" as "t*ts" or other some such nonsense. As if kids can't figure out the real meaning. AC didn't beat around the bush. They came out, spoke their peace in a very mature way, and they're done.

You should read my post again. I wasn't being a hypocrite by any means. I think I made my point rather clear in my post. Neither you, nor the person before you, provided any type of technological benefit in which this article may have provided. That was my only point. Why are we reading about a third party porn app on what's supposed to be a respected Android news forum. Makes no sense. Let me make it clear again, I LIKE PORN... MOST PEOPLE WITH FUNCTIONING REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS ENJOY SEX... I fail to see how my not seeing the point of sex on android central, though I enjoy sex, makes me a hypocrite. I don't think one should have anything to do with the other. And about the kids finding it easy comment.... no shit, I said that in my first post. My point, which you just stupidly backed up without even realizing, is that people, including kids into technology, come here for tech info, not porn. Why make it easily accessible for kids on a tech site when there are plenty of other sites to search for on Google that will warp their little brains... take the time to understand my point before you make ridiculous, idiotic comments in response to a legitimate point of view.

Here's the tech reason it's relevant. First, glass runs on Android. And this is Android Centrial. Second, Google is struggling with, and attempting to predict the social ramifications of people wearing a camera on your face that is voice controlled. It may not be brainstorming with Edison about use-cases for the lightbulb, but it's a unique product. So much for your phallic logic. Phallus logic?

I second this. Phil as a family man should know better to where and what should be posted on a supposedly Android "Central". Not professional one bit. Should create a 18+ only section if you really need to be doing this, as you're clearly not giving a minor the choice of it here, you're giving them direction.

Exactly. Thank you kind sir.... some people have a hard time thinking logically in today's society. You have restored thy faith in humanity... a little, lol

Lol. Phil is a family man not only because he has a kid, but to make the kid he had sex with a woman! What?!? Go back to church with your Tea Party breatheren.

Jerry posted pics of those euro models showering with that phone, yet you're pissed at Phil for reporting on what is an interesting use case for ground breaking tech? You need to get laid.

Glass used to record porn makes as much sense as using it to record say a surgery operation or as a tutorial for assembling compoments or for reviewing a product.

It makes perfect sense.

It's not like Jerry posted it. This is a android sight for all things android. Have u seen the nsfw stuff on twitter n vine

So, because you don't like it, we shouldn't be allowed to read it? Seriously? Not trying to be rude, but, your logic (and everyone else's that commented and doesn't agree with the article) baffles me. Vote with your clicks, people.

Seems like legitimate Android news to me, just as MiKandi's introduction to Android as the first porn app marketplace was legitimate Android news back in the day. Just because you don't like porn doesn't make your viewpoint the one that dictates the direction of the site. I don't like Instagram, but haven't asked that articles about updates to Instagram be kept off the site because I find them boring. So thanks for keeping us up to date with relevant news, some of which I can skip over. I'm glad puritanism hasn't overridden your journalistic integrity.

Good excuse to put something sexy-licious up on the homepage. But my question is how did you come across this mister Phil :-) lol j/k

I just want to say good job on the Monty Python. And does anyone really think that the Porn industry hasn't been at the forefront of technology?

somebody close the window because the draft is going up a lot of peoples skirts up in this thread.

Hope this doesn't get me flamed either by most users who love porn or are mostly addicted here, but come on really, coverage on porn really necessary? I thought this was an all age and porn free, according to the forums, gallery etc. Direct link to it too? Totally goes against AC terms then right? Desperate move, sad and desperate.

Lol! For a European, the uptight reactions are really funny :-)

Just a quick question: is 'tits' in an American dictionary or would I need a #nsfw 18+ d*cktionary for that?

Porn is every bit American as baseball and apple pie. If you don't like free speech, and instead prefer a censored internet, then get your Ass to China or Iran.

He's a liberal, obama lover. Who loves obama who sets up free speech zones, and has been taking rights away from americans. Liberals are such hypocrites.

"How hands-on an experience you have is, of course, up to you."

I accept that you write these posts, Phil; it's just part of the world in which we live. However, this particular sentence was really unnecessary.

I'm pretty sure the only real reason we have the awesome internet speeds we have now is because of porn and their need to figure out a way to get better quality to you faster. if there was no porn, there would be no internet like you see it now, hell we wouldn't have had VCRs and DVD players either.

I think AC and all of us owe it to the industry, to have this gift from them reviewed.

Funny how the people trying to shut the other side down are the pro porn article people, while the ones who don't like it are generally engaging in dialogue and presenting questions. Which ones are supposed to be more tolerant?

liberals aren't tolerant. Tell them you believe in something they don't. See their reaction. It will be likely a personal attack.

Why do you right wingers always bring up that "liberals tolerate everything" bs. It's just strawman that you created, so that you can go, see told ya they didn't tolerate my racists/sexists views, so they're not so tolerant after all.

By the way, at no point did I express an opinion about the content of this article, just the rudeness that was directed at those who did.

Glad to hear you about that you're not actually tolerant, though (you called "BS", not me).

Oh... and nice job stereotyping every "right winger" as racist, bigoted, homophobes. They are, of course, as monolithic as left wingers.

Aren't you the one who's trying to shut the other side down by trying to censor what can and can't be shown on this site? Like it or not, this is a tech story.

Like many people have said, if you don't like the article/title don't click on it. It really is as simple as that.

I never said that. Personally, I think they can post what they want. I only commented because I saw two things that really big me: rudeness & hypocrisy. You're barking up the wrong tree.

Beat me to it:

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/06/04/porn-app-released-for-google-glas...

Personally, I think this article is as relevant as any report on an app for Google Glass, regardless of the content of that app. It's cutting-edge android tech, and therefore any new software for it, or new original use for it, is relevant to the tech world and this site. Phil gets my full support!

I would ask, however, that politically volatile readers keep those opinions in check. I value your thoughts on this article and technology in general, but don't care to read insults based on your generalizations of others, be they conservative or liberal. Let's try to stay on topic, shall we?

I have a way to solve this problem, On user profiles, have a choice menu where properly tagged porn reviews get blocked from people that do not want to see these posts. And they forever will be blocked from those peoples timelines.

Just a thought. No harm no foul. AC can write more of these and the people that don't want the content won't ever see it.